What in hell? - Post a comment

As I've commented a few times, I'm kinda slow. All of my major life accomplishments - college, real job, etc, I've gotten done about three years later than everyone else does. I'm slowly catching up, but there is one area in which I've completely failed:

I'm not divorced yet.

A good half of my peers have already been married and divorced. I can't lose out on this! I should've married unwisely YEARS ago, so that it would have time to fall apart gracelessly, and ended when I was twenty-six or so. The obvious first choice would have been to marry Lauren, because come on. It's Lauren. No way would that not have ended badly. But, now that I'm thinking about it, Leila would have been a much better divorce. I totally would have believed in that. Hell, you've all read the many unnecessary posts from back then.. I would not have seen it coming when our marriage fell apart!

Yep. I can see it now. I shoulda divorced Leila. Instead, when I'm out in the big out-of-my-league-for-the-most-part dating pool of Boston, I'll be totally behind. I'll be shooting for a starter marriage when most people are starting number two. What secrets will they know that I don't?

OK, I think I can make a really kickass craigslist post out of this.

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