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What in hell? - I enjoy lies today.
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Yeah, I feel totally bad about that. And I'm not happy one bit. They said they're replacing the server, and that it should be back on tonight. I don't know, though. Give it a try later, hopefully it will be back. 99.9% uptime guarantee my ass...
Sorry about that, dude. I'll make it up to you: you're next month is free! Free months of e-mail for everyone!
:) No worries, it's more of an annoyance than a disaster. Besides, this is totally free publicity for 2dm, which is never bad.
Well, there was that time I beat you with a Lego club.
That might be the very best fake memory of all.
Remember the time you and I parachuted into the field in Sullivan? We were wearing orange jumpsuits and we shared a bottle of Dr. Pepper on the way down.
Was that at all related to fund-raising for that kid who was a burlap sack filled with leaves? Good times, good times.
Yes, it was. His name is Russell. Remember? His cousin the limbless kid in the pool is named Bob. Anyway, it was a benefit parachute jump and Dr. Pepper donated a bunch of money because their soda was being consumed on national television. Did I mention the event was covered by ESPN? They followed the action with 3 helicopters. We actually jumped from 28,000 ft. Had to use oxygen for the first half of the jump. It was tricky drinking Dr. Pepper with an oxygen mask on but we managed. Eryk did get some up his nose but was able to blow it clear. Russell was pretty excited when we landed next to him in the field. The ground crew painted dayglo orange stripes on his burlap bag so we wouldn't accidentally land on him. He's a good kid. I understand he's working for the Bush administration in Washington now. Doing undercover work. That's it from here.
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I hate that kid. I only did the jump because I thought Mom wanted to spend more time with me.
Fuck, that was you? I am so embarrassed that I kept calling you "mom"! You're very patient, Bob.
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