What in hell? - Dear Gatorade:

Dear Gatorade,

Please, oh please oh please oh please, please make it stop. Stop airing that god-awful cartoon Tiger Woods commercial. It's horrifying. It's somehow worse than the Burger King mask guy rapping about Spongebob. Every time it airs an angel catches fire. Please, I'm begging you, I will buy any Gatorade product you want. Just stop airing it. Forever.

Clinging to sanity,
Eryk Nielsen

Current Location: Fort Victoria